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Old May 16th 07, 12:53 AM posted to sci.space.policy,sci.space.history
Pat Flannery
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He has shed this mortal veil, and has gone to be judged by God.
The *******'s got lighter fluid in his hair and a bag of charcoal
briquettes up his ass.
And now, for my amazing Tracy Flick impersonation from the movie
"Election".
(Jumping up and down all around the living room, smiling gleefully, but
silently, from ear-to-ear, while bouncing so high as to almost hit the
ceiling).
"HE'S DEAD, HE'S DEAD, HE'S DEAD!!!!" :-D

Pat
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Old May 16th 07, 01:28 AM posted to sci.space.policy,sci.space.history
Sylvia Else
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Pat Flannery wrote:
He has shed this mortal veil, and has gone to be judged by God.
The *******'s got lighter fluid in his hair and a bag of charcoal
briquettes up his ass.
And now, for my amazing Tracy Flick impersonation from the movie
"Election".
(Jumping up and down all around the living room, smiling gleefully, but
silently, from ear-to-ear, while bouncing so high as to almost hit the
ceiling).
"HE'S DEAD, HE'S DEAD, HE'S DEAD!!!!" :-D


Indeed, yes. Good riddance.

Sylvia.
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Old May 16th 07, 01:41 AM posted to sci.space.policy,sci.space.history
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Sylvia Else wrote in
u:

Pat Flannery wrote:
He has shed this mortal veil, and has gone to be judged by
God. The *******'s got lighter fluid in his hair and a bag
of charcoal briquettes up his ass.
And now, for my amazing Tracy Flick impersonation from the
movie "Election".
(Jumping up and down all around the living room, smiling
gleefully, but silently, from ear-to-ear, while bouncing so
high as to almost hit the ceiling).
"HE'S DEAD, HE'S DEAD, HE'S DEAD!!!!" :-D


Indeed, yes. Good riddance.

Sylvia.


Actually, there is one tragic consequence to his death:

The moment he died, his brain was rendered unable to realize that
there is no god, there is no afterlife, there is no heaven.


Woulda been nice to know he had an "Ohhhhhh, DAMN!" moment before
all the neurons quit.
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Old May 16th 07, 02:01 AM posted to sci.space.policy,sci.space.history
Fred J. McCall
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Pat Flannery wrote:

:He has shed this mortal veil, and has gone to be judged by God.
:The *******'s got lighter fluid in his hair and a bag of charcoal
:briquettes up his ass.
:And now, for my amazing Tracy Flick impersonation from the movie
:"Election".
Jumping up and down all around the living room, smiling gleefully, but
:silently, from ear-to-ear, while bouncing so high as to almost hit the
:ceiling).
:"HE'S DEAD, HE'S DEAD, HE'S DEAD!!!!" :-D

And all the preceding says ever so much more about you than it does
about him.

I guess you just can't wait to get down to his level...


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Old May 16th 07, 02:03 AM posted to sci.space.policy,sci.space.history
Fred J. McCall
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Sylvia Else wrote:

:Pat Flannery wrote:
: He has shed this mortal veil, and has gone to be judged by God.
: The *******'s got lighter fluid in his hair and a bag of charcoal
: briquettes up his ass.
: And now, for my amazing Tracy Flick impersonation from the movie
: "Election".
: (Jumping up and down all around the living room, smiling gleefully, but
: silently, from ear-to-ear, while bouncing so high as to almost hit the
: ceiling).
: "HE'S DEAD, HE'S DEAD, HE'S DEAD!!!!" :-D
:
:
:Indeed, yes. Good riddance.

Gods, you people are UGLY. You can't even wait until the body is cold
and he's in the ground.

Given this sort of thing, just how are you lot different from him?


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What you do
When it counts.
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Old May 16th 07, 02:11 AM posted to sci.space.policy,sci.space.history
Sylvia Else
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Fred J. McCall wrote:
Sylvia Else wrote:

:Pat Flannery wrote:
: He has shed this mortal veil, and has gone to be judged by God.
: The *******'s got lighter fluid in his hair and a bag of charcoal
: briquettes up his ass.
: And now, for my amazing Tracy Flick impersonation from the movie
: "Election".
: (Jumping up and down all around the living room, smiling gleefully, but
: silently, from ear-to-ear, while bouncing so high as to almost hit the
: ceiling).
: "HE'S DEAD, HE'S DEAD, HE'S DEAD!!!!" :-D
:
:
:Indeed, yes. Good riddance.

Gods, you people are UGLY. You can't even wait until the body is cold
and he's in the ground.

Given this sort of thing, just how are you lot different from him?



We differ in that we believe that when his body is cold and in the
ground, his entire essence will be there, not just part of it.

Sylvia.
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Old May 16th 07, 02:42 AM posted to sci.space.policy,sci.space.history
Eric Chomko[_2_]
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On May 15, 9:01 pm, Fred J. McCall wrote:
Pat Flannery wrote:

:He has shed this mortal veil, and has gone to be judged by God.
:The *******'s got lighter fluid in his hair and a bag of charcoal
:briquettes up his ass.
:And now, for my amazing Tracy Flick impersonation from the movie
:"Election".
Jumping up and down all around the living room, smiling gleefully, but
:silently, from ear-to-ear, while bouncing so high as to almost hit the
:ceiling).
:"HE'S DEAD, HE'S DEAD, HE'S DEAD!!!!" :-D

And all the preceding says ever so much more about you than it does
about him.

I guess you just can't wait to get down to his level...


I wonder what Larry Flynt thinks about Falwell's death? Seems Hustler
did a not-so-nice parody of Falwell and his mother.

Eric


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What you do
When it counts.



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Old May 16th 07, 02:48 AM posted to sci.space.policy,sci.space.history
Fred J. McCall
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Sylvia Else wrote:

:Fred J. McCall wrote:
: Sylvia Else wrote:
:
: :Pat Flannery wrote:
: : He has shed this mortal veil, and has gone to be judged by God.
: : The *******'s got lighter fluid in his hair and a bag of charcoal
: : briquettes up his ass.
: : And now, for my amazing Tracy Flick impersonation from the movie
: : "Election".
: : (Jumping up and down all around the living room, smiling gleefully, but
: : silently, from ear-to-ear, while bouncing so high as to almost hit the
: : ceiling).
: : "HE'S DEAD, HE'S DEAD, HE'S DEAD!!!!" :-D
: :
: :
: :Indeed, yes. Good riddance.
:
: Gods, you people are UGLY. You can't even wait until the body is cold
: and he's in the ground.
:
: Given this sort of thing, just how are you lot different from him?
:
:
:We differ in that we believe that when his body is cold and in the
:ground, his entire essence will be there, not just part of it.
:

In other words, you're just the flip side of the same ugly coin, but
without any redeeming social graces.

You're to be congratulated for your demonstration that there are even
uglier things than bigoted Christians...


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What you do
When it counts.
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Old May 16th 07, 02:49 AM posted to sci.space.policy,sci.space.history
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On May 16, 4:11 am, Sylvia Else wrote:
Fred J. McCall wrote:
Given this sort of thing, just how are you lot different from him?


We differ in that we believe that when his body is cold and in the
ground, his entire essence will be there, not just part of it.

Sylvia


Except what the mortician drained out of him, and the lingering stench
of his achievements.

 




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