Where are the extraterrestrial space probes???

They must be out there. These aliens must have sent
them to inspect our butts and if they like them, they
will come for us to bite our butts!

Where are the E.T. probes?

"Lucas J. Riesau" wrote in message
oups.com...
They must be out there. These aliens must have sent
them to inspect our butts and if they like them, they
will come for us to bite our butts!

Where are the E.T. probes?

Be patient. Pioneer 10 is expected to arrive in the neighborhood of the
Aldebaran system in 2 million years or so. If it is found, our first
contact
with its finders might be a message like this:

"People of Earth, greetings!
Found your probe. Played the record.
Send more Chuck Berry!"

In article .com,
"Lucas J. Riesau" wrote:

They must be out there. These aliens must have sent
them to inspect our butts and if they like them, they
will come for us to bite our butts!

Where are the E.T. probes?

They have already scanned us, studied Brad Guth's postings, the rantings
of 911 conspiracy speculators and the speeches of assorted politicians.

They have determined that they have discovered no sign of intelligent
life here.

On Apr 29, 1:34 am, "Lucas J. Riesau" wrote:
They must be out there. These aliens must have sent
them to inspect our butts and if they like them, they
will come for us to bite our butts!

Where are the E.T. probes?

Obviously you haven't looked up the ass of our born-again resident
LLPOF warlord(GW Bush).

Any ET worth half his/her salt wouldn't dare get close to this naysay
and otherwise infomercial dumbfounded worth of such a faith-based
infected planet, of such a festering cesspool of incest mutated humans
w/o remorse to boot. Would you?

After all, what does Earth actually have of any significant energy or
other mineral value that other planets or moons don't have a 1000 fold
more of, and otherwise being a whole lot easier to extract?

Arnt a fairly significant number of large water/ocean life gotten past
the point of no return, as essentially starving to death because they
can't adapt to eating jellyfish or otherwise surviving in vast dead
zones? Are not 90% of bees missing in action because they can't adapt
to our hybrid crops, toxins and cellphone frequencies?

What part of "duh" is over your head, as to fully appreciating why no
such ET in their right mind would dare touch this pathetic planet
that's about to go WWIII postal at any minute.

Would you like a list of 100 other good reasons why ETs are keeping
their distance?
-
Brad Guth

Lucas J. Riesau wrote:
They must be out there. These aliens must have sent
them to inspect our butts and if they like them, they
will come for us to bite our butts!


Turns out we taste bad. We are the prey of last choice for lions and
tigers, and it looks like ETs as well... :-)

"james_powers" wrote in message
.. .

"Lucas J. Riesau" wrote in message
oups.com...
They must be out there. These aliens must have sent
them to inspect our butts and if they like them, they
will come for us to bite our butts!

Where are the E.T. probes?

Be patient. Pioneer 10 is expected to arrive in the neighborhood of the
Aldebaran system in 2 million years or so. If it is found, our first
contact
with its finders might be a message like this:

"People of Earth, greetings!
Found your probe. Played the record.
Send more Chuck Berry!"

Oops, that was Voyager.

On Apr 29, 11:16 am, "james_powers"
wrote:
"Lucas J. Riesau" wrote in ooglegroups.com... They must be out there. These aliens must have sent
them to inspect our butts and if they like them, they
will come for us to bite our butts!

Where are the E.T. probes?

Be patient. Pioneer 10 is expected to arrive in the neighborhood of the
Aldebaran system in 2 million years or so. If it is found, our first
contact
with its finders might be a message like this:

"People of Earth, greetings!
Found your probe. Played the record.
Send more Chuck Berry!"

For many years, one standard answer was we were not ready for contact.
The aliens were keeping us on a reserve with no outside contact to
"protect" us from more advanced races.

I always thought this was a silly idea but last week I found this.

http://www.sciam.com/article.cfm?cha...C69DE&colID=30

Someone who has actually made "first contact", in his case several
times with isolated Amazon jungle tribes, is now urging that no more
contact be made, and that the natives be kept protected and ignorant
of the rest of the world. The idea is gaining support.

Perhaps Earth natives are being treated the same way.


John Halpenny

On 30 Apr 2007 19:03:52 -0700, John Halpenny
wrote:

Someone who has actually made "first contact", in his case several
times with isolated Amazon jungle tribes, is now urging that no more
contact be made, and that the natives be kept protected and ignorant
of the rest of the world. The idea is gaining support.

...On the other hand, anyone who fully believes that ignorant savages
should be allowed to remain as such merely needs to look at the
stituations in Africa and the Middle East to see just how utterly
ignorant that sort of "non-interference directive" is. Either you
bring the savage into the modern world as best as possible, or you
make sure nature take it's course and let them go into extinction
ASAP. Otherwise, they'll turn out just like the ****heads and the
Scummis and the rest of the Cleric-controlled retards over in that
region, living and dying for goddamn *deserts* rather than logically
embracing the future and using their resources to change their
respective ********s back into the paradii they were about 8,000 years
ago.

OM
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In article . com,
John Halpenny wrote:
Someone who has actually made "first contact", in his case several
times with isolated Amazon jungle tribes, is now urging that no more
contact be made, and that the natives be kept protected and ignorant
of the rest of the world. The idea is gaining support.

Perhaps Earth natives are being treated the same way.

Perhaps... but when you think about it, this is ominous. Whoever's
enforcing the rule has been doing it with 100% effectiveness for truly
geological lengths of time. What sort of government and society does
that imply?
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mail to henry at zoo.utoronto.ca instead. |

On May 2, 4:42 pm, (Henry Spencer) wrote:
In article . com,
John Halpenny wrote:

Someone who has actually made "first contact", in his case several
times with isolated Amazon jungle tribes, is now urging that no more
contact be made, and that the natives be kept protected and ignorant
of the rest of the world. The idea is gaining support.

Perhaps Earth natives are being treated the same way.

Perhaps... but when you think about it, this is ominous. Whoever's
enforcing the rule has been doing it with 100% effectiveness for truly
geological lengths of time. What sort of government and society does
that imply?
--
spsystems.net is temporarily off the air; | Henry Spencer
mail to henry at zoo.utoronto.ca instead. |

A very advanced one?