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Old July 12th 03, 07:23 AM
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Default I need a big fat cock up my ass!

On Fri, 11 Jul 2003 19:03:48 -0700, Mary Shafer
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On Fri, 11 Jul 2003 15:59:29 -0600, OM
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On Fri, 11 Jul 2003 20:01:25 GMT, "Rhonda Lea Kirk"
wrote:


Sheesh! Has this idiot never heard of Kegel exercises?


,,,Isn't that the one where you tighten the muscles by inserting a
pony keg and...?

[I am gonna get *so* dead for that one...]


Launch the alpha strike! Load out with war bolts! Get the Alert
Goddess in the air!


....Actually, I can't claim authorship of that one. Some meathead made
that comment during a sex roles class I took for a laugh back at Texas
U. The biffledink who was at the front of the class - no way you could
call her semester of anti-heterosexual relationship rhetoric
"teaching", especially since she denounced male-female relationships
that *worked* as being the most evil of all - went into a schpiel
about post-pregnancy problems with tightness, and brought up the Kegel
and a couple of other tricks. Guy was obviously a frat boy, and was by
his own admission taking the class because a) his girl wanted him
there to suffer with her, and b) the line for the class was shorter
than serbo-croatian at adds'n'drops.

And no, he didn't pass the class either...


OM

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