"Ed Conrad" wrote in message
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Scientists at Penn State have finally traced the source of Global Warming.
In the beginning, it was only a faint smell, but over time it became
stronger and more vile than the fluorocarbon emissions, which Al Gore swears
will end mankind's earthly existence. Using directional sniffing equipment,
the scientists traced the malodorous fumes to giant piles of Ed Conrad's
"Bones Older Than Coal" bull****, which he dad been foisting upon an
unsuspecting public (after all, who pays attention to a retard) for a goodly
number of years. The piles of BS were neatly surrounded by pieces of coal,
which poor ole Ed swears are remain of humans, having lived 250 million
years ago.
When visitors fired up joints of the "Killer Weed", they began to see images
in the pieces of coal, which under normal circumstances remained invisible:
One man clearly saw the Man in the Moon, while another swore he observed the
likeness of Elvis. An elderly lady discerned the outline of very first car,
a 59 Caddy with huge tail fins.
The scientists may quite possibly be nominated to receive the Nobel prize.
Ed Conrad, for his misdeeds, should be banished to Brooklyn, NY, no
possibility of parole.