On Sat, 15 Nov 2003 15:05:34 GMT, h (Rand
Simberg) wrote:

When are you going to quit beating your children?

....Rand, did we ever establish whether it was the real or the fake
Alan Erskine who was beating his kids? IIRC, it was the fake one that
was doing the child beating, while the real one was just locking them
in the attic so they couldn't get out and dig through the neighbor's
trash cans at night.

OM

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