"Lucifer" wrote in message
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On Mon, 12 Jan 2004 20:00:20 GMT, "Buffy the Vampire Slayer"
wrote:

A Russian made carbon dioxide scrubber was bad. NASA said it was a window
vacuuum tube though to avoid embarrassing the Russians. We have to string
them along until the shuttle is flying again. Then we can give them the
boot.

Those damn Russkies should stick to making vodka!

The only people on the moon in ten years will be speaking Chinese.


I wasn't aware of a plan to send them there but it worked out for the
English when they sent their criminals to Australia. I'm not sure if the
aboriginals were too happy about the way things worked out. I would advise
the Cinese not to **** off the Martians. I'm also not sure how were going to
fit all one billion of those guys into a rocket ship though. Sounds like
we'll have to bring back the Saturn V.