No more Hit Gurl for you ...
No more Hydra for you ...
Not even Honey Boo-Boo ...
or mama June for you ...

This one is just made for you, HardBlow:

https://gma.yahoo.com/huge-fluffy-sh...news-pets.html

.... lots of wool to keep you warm and cozy during
those cool Hew Humpshire evenings ... and remember,
always wear protection ... the sheep doesn't know
where you've been !!!