Thread: Election Day!
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Old November 4th 08, 11:33 PM posted to alt.astronomy
Saul Levy Saul Levy is offline
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Default Election Day!

You forgot the old lady in front of me slowing everything down, DA!

Saul Levy

On Tue, 4 Nov 2008 11:44:50 -0800 (PST), Double-A

It is finally Election Day. The ballots have been stuffed, the voting
machines have been rigged, and the computers have been secretly
reprogrammed. The last minute smear pamphlets have been hung on the
doorknobs overnight, the pool tax signs have gone up, and the goons
have been deployed to the polling places to look over your shoulder
hand help you make the "right" choice. Republicans have been reminded
to vote Nov. 4th, and Democrats have been reminded that THEIR day to
vote is Nov. 5th. So we are in for another rip-snortin' all American
election! Vote early and vote often and rest assured that however you
vote, the outcome of the election is in good hands. The Supreme Court
is standing by, so may the best foreign born candidate win!