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On Jul 14, 6:08 am, "Painius" wrote:
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On Jul 14, 4:03 am, "
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nightbat

A very complex astronomical subject which can be reduced to
simple understanding, time is relative. When a male subject jumps into
a cool pool time contraction occurs to anatomical exterior component.
While in the presence of beautiful human female specimen time dilation
occurs to same subject component.

For more indepth analysis see physics manual or any distinguished
Profound Earth Science Team Officer.

Teaching the masses,
the nightbat

Made me laugh this early morning,but it goes like this. "Time dilation
is part of SR in which time slows down for an oibsever in motion. I
thought contraction was about the same thing?? Hmmm Maybe its more
into the warping of space. Captain what are we going to do with
getting AA another laptop. I believe Painius gave him the one that got
stolen TreBert

P I T A P I T A P I T A P I T A P I T A P I T A P I T A

I had to clean the coffee off my screen after spewing it all over,
thanks to the commander ! COFFEEBOI? (where are those damn
coffee boys when you need them?)

Anyway, Bert, let's be sure to give credit where credit is due...

It was OC who sent the laptop to Double-A, and NOT ME.

Okay?

nightbat

Good morning Officer Painius and please don't lose your
computer or laptop too Commander Double A's loss is enough. You
mention Virgin Islands perhaps that's where Darla and Company like to
hang out sought to speak while visiting Mother Earth. Of course so
many Star Virgins it would be normal to go where there is plenty of
water, secluded islands, and unsuspecting humans at play. They have
informed us that the Seans have the ability to blend in with humans as
long as you fail to notice their deep dark eyes. I hope the Gulf oil
slick doesn't reach those islands they wouldn't like getting their
beautiful skin mucked up. All these months and still no word from
them, mercy, mercy, mercy!

open all hailing frequencies,
the nightbat

P I T A P I T A P I T A P I T A P I T A P I T A P I T A

Hat off to you, sir, for your tremendous patience. There still
has been no communication with the seans on any of my
channels. Hopefully, we shall hear from them soon. I am
going on vacation Saturday, and will return next Saturday.
If officer Greysky is able to reach them while i'm gone, it will
make me the happiest of Earth Science Officers !

Cheers to the man with the Black Comet in his pocket !

happy days and...
starry starry nights!

--
Indelibly yours,
Paine Ellsworth

P.S. "The greater danger for most of us lies not in
setting our aim too high and falling short, but
in setting our aim too low and achieving our mark."
Michelangelo

P.P.S.: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Paine_Ellsworth