Saddam's torus hole is a gas giant, and it comes with
a lightsaber, Saddam's lightsaber, seen only from a
distance when looking straight into Saddam's torus hole,
but when that happens Saddam's lightsaber appears
so bright that the brightness of the lightsaber light
overshines the light in telescopes of the entire galaxy.
I should have named it "Bush torus hole". That would
be cool. So be it, its not too late and "Cheney's lightsaber
logic".