The extraordinary genius of Albert Einstein (DOC) | ScienceDump
On Tue, 22 May 2012 23:41:56 -0700 (PDT), Koobee Wublee
wrote:
On May 22, 5:07 pm, "hanson" wrote:
"Helmut Wabnig" [email protected] --- -.dotat wrote:
You can safely scratch out Pretto's name from the list,
his writings are on the web and it is obvious that he had
nothing to steal from.
One cannot steal from a naked beggar.
Only some Italian patriot believed otherwise and fed
Google with irritating buzzwords.
.... ahahahaha... they are only irritating to you, Wabie,
and to other Einstein Dingleberries. Obviously, you
have forgotten the discussion we had over this
about Einstein who only had to go over the Gotthard
from Bern to be in Pretto's neighborhood...
Leaving your current relapse into your worship of
Einstein's Sphincter aside it appears that you
are prejudiced against the Italians... and you may
have preferred that I should have mentioned that
Einstein STOLE E=mc^2 ONLY from your Austrian
Landsman Friedrich Hasenoehrl?
It is so obvious that Einstein the nitwit, the plagiarist, and the
liar was nobody other than a nitwit, a plagiarist, and a liar.
Perhaps, the following play will shed some enlightenment on this
subject.
* * * *
Newton: I came up with the laws of gravity to describe what gravity
does by observing a falling apple under the influence of gravitation.
Einstein: I have no idea of what I am doing, but I can tell you that
I personally have derived the so-called Lorentz transform through two
assumptions which I have proudly speculated. The first speculation is
the principle of relativity, and the second one is the constancy in
the speed of light.
Galileo: Excuse me. I have already discovered the principle of
relativity.
Newton: Yes, that is so true. The principle of relativity is the
basis of my works. I am standing on the shoulders of giants.
Galileo: Thank you, Mr. Newton. I was lucky to be born right at the
start of the Renaissance.
snip
Hubble: Mr. Newton, you are good. If the assumptions that
Chandrasekhar mass being valid, the definition of luminosity, and
Hubble’s law obeying a squared root function are indeed valid, the
observed accelerated expanding universe can be explained without
invoking the accelerating expansion of the universe.
Hilbert: So, these assumptions must be all true before concluding an
accelerated expanding universe. If not, the first law of
thermodynamics would remain preserved.
Self-styled physicists: No, the binary pulsar spelled out the doom
for the conservation of energy.
Newton: That is the only data point. I would question how the
results are interpreted first instead of trashing the first law of
thermodynamics.
Tom: Mr. Newton et al need to study and learn instead of losing their
cool. shrug
Self-styled physicists: Well, even if Mr. Einstein is a nitwit, a
plagiarist, and a liar, we would continue to worship him. We love
these groundless speculations. We are still bedazzled by how he can
start with two equations equating zero with zero and pull out the
Lorentz transformation from these. Einsteinian mysticism must
continue, and Voodoo mathematics rules.
College dropout: Goody! Now we can have empty space that expands
itself, branes, multiverse, wormholes, black holes, budding universes,
etc. It suits the minds of college dropouts like ourselves.
Orwell: I told you so. wink
** FAITH IS LOGIC
** LYING IS TEACHING
** NITWIT IS GENIUS
** OCCULT IS SCIENCE
** FICTION IS THEORY
** PARADOX IS KOSHER
** FUDGING IS DERIVATION
** BULL**** IS TRUTH
** MYSTICISM IS WISDOM
** BELIEVING IS LEARNING
** IGNORANCE IS KNOWLEDGE
** PRIESTHOOD IS TENURE
** CONJECTURE IS REALITY
** HANDWAVING IS REASONING
** PLAGIARISM IS CREATIVITY
** FRAUDULENCE IS FACT
** MATHEMAGICS IS MATHEMATICS
** INCONSISTENCY IS CONSISTENCY
** INTERPRETATION IS VERIFICATION
Self-styled physicists: Never mind Mr. Orwell. In the meantime, the
GPS represent the most triumphant prediction of General Relativity.
In order to allow the GPS to function, the satellite time must be in
total synchronization with the ground. That means the clocks on board
the satellite must tick a tiny bit slower to allow the slower ground
clocks to keep up.
Engineers: Gee! This is a myth perpetrated by the self-styled
physicists to promote the nonsense of General Relativity. It is not
the clock that has to be synchronized. The only requirement for the
GPS is to synchronize is the calendar time among the satellites even
if the clocks on board the satellites are different, and even if the
ground clock or the ground calendar time is different. However, it is
much easier to synchronize the satellite clocks to achieve universal
synchronization of satellite calendar time.
College dropouts: Although we don’t understand all that, we have to
believe in the arm-chair designers of the GPS, namely the self-styled
physicists.
Engineers: Hey, look, punks. Any GPS receiver is receiving almanac
information from the satellites at a slow pacing rate of 50 bits per
second. The almanac information contains the position and the
calendar time (relative to all the satellites) of one satellite. It
takes several seconds to complete one record of information. With an
acquisition of four satellites, the GPS receiver can build a set of
four equations with the known positions and calendar times of the
satellites and the unknown position and the unknown calendar time
(relative to the satellites) of the receiver itself. With these four
independent equations, all you have to do is to solve for these 4
unknowns. The calendar time of the ground does not come into play in
determining a person’s position. However, we do provide an accurate
universal time using the good old technique of “at the time of the
beep, the time will be blah blah blah”, and this should not be
extorted to promote the nonsense of General Relativity.
Grade school children: So, engineers don’t take bull**** for answers.
Engineers: That is correct. We cannot afford to take in bull****.
If so, we will find ourselves out of jobs.
Einstein: Well, I don’t really understand any engineering
applications, but anyhow now I am worshipped as a god --- not bad for
being a nitwit, a plagiarist, and a liar. Creativity is to know how
to hide your sources, and it pays off. wink
A grade school kid: Hey, look, mom! pointing her finger at Einstein
totally naked The emperor has no clothes on.
Tom: Keep studying and don’t lose your cool. shrug
The grade school kid: Mom, what is Tom talking about?
Mom: shrug
Good one Koobee....keep it up...
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