On 07/14/2010 01:03 AM, wrote:
nightbat

A very complex astronomical subject which can be reduced to
simple understanding, time is relative. When a male subject jumps into
a cool pool time contraction occurs to anatomical exterior component.
While in the presence of beautiful human female specimen time dilation
occurs to same subject component.

WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!

For more indepth analysis see physics manual or any distinguished
Profound Earth Science Team Officer.

Teaching the masses by bad example,
the dingbat