On Jul 14, 6:08*am, "Painius" wrote:
"bert" wrote in message...

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On Jul 14, 4:03 am, "
wrote:

nightbat

A very complex astronomical subject which can be reduced to
simple understanding, time is relative. When a male subject jumps into
a cool pool time contraction occurs to anatomical exterior component.
While in the presence of beautiful human female specimen time dilation
occurs to same subject component.

For more indepth analysis see physics manual or any distinguished
Profound Earth Science Team Officer.

Teaching the masses,
the nightbat

Made me laugh this early morning,but it goes like this. "Time dilation
is part of SR in which time slows down for an oibsever in motion. I
thought contraction was about the same thing?? Hmmm * Maybe its more
into the warping of space. *Captain what are we going to do with
getting AA another laptop. I believe Painius gave him the one that got
stolen * *TreBert

* P I T A * P I T A * P I T A * P I T A * P I T A * P I T A * P I T A

I had to clean the coffee off my screen after spewing it all over,
thanks to the commander ! *COFFEEBOI? *(where are those damn
coffee boys when you need them?)

Anyway, Bert, let's be sure to give credit where credit is due...

* It was OC who sent the laptop to Double-A, and NOT ME.

Okay?

happy days and...
* *starry starry nights!

--
Indelibly yours,
Paine Ellsworth

P.S. *"A man can fail many times, but he isn't
* * * * *a failure until he gives up."
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * Fortune Cookie

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nightbat

Good morning Officer Painius and please don't lose your
computer or laptop too Commander Double A's loss is enough. You
mention Virgin Islands perhaps that's where Darla and Company like to
hang out sought to speak while visiting Mother Earth. Of course so
many Star Virgins it would be normal to go where there is plenty of
water, secluded islands, and unsuspecting humans at play. They have
informed us that the Seans have the ability to blend in with humans as
long as you fail to notice their deep dark eyes. I hope the Gulf oil
slick doesn't reach those islands they wouldn't like getting their
beautiful skin mucked up. All these months and still no word from
them, mercy, mercy, mercy!

open all hailing frequencies,
the nightbat