"Pat Flannery" wrote in message
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We won't even mention how secondhand* Playboys get sticky, will we?
No, we are FAR to tasteful for that....

Lessee...as I recall, in the book "Videodrome"...the hero is trying to sell
porn videos to some Japanese entrepreneurs...there was some discussion as to
why there were two guys at once...then they all laughed as they realized
that the guy on top was the samurai, and the other guy was his *second*, who
was supposed to finish the job if the first guy couldn't...