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Old July 13th 18, 04:32 PM posted to sci.astro.amateur
Chris.B[_3_]
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Default Professor from second-rate university thinks he's going to time travel

On Friday, 13 July 2018 16:25:16 UTC+2, Jerry-builder wrote:
Friday the 13th today and as good a day as any to appreciate that it is another rotation of the Earth with all its effects that enchant those who are capable of being inspired.


Since you continue to go around in seemingly, drunken circles, perhaps you can discuss the tree rings on your, now well-worn, public ranting, beer crate?

There must surely be some inspiration to fetch for us, from those. May we know the name of the brewery if such still exists and does it still host any truly magnificent watering holes? With beer straight from the barrel over a bed of marmalade-coloured sawdust served by jovial, medieval wenches in foully stained aprons of course stuff.

And, are there any knots in the crate which might end our deep coma of mediocrity? Leaving us transfixed with their inspired circles. Which you must certainly keep continuously aligned to the central Sun. If only to ensure a satisfactory reading of the Local Equation of Time. Allowing, of course, for the local meridian and other, sorely misunderstood, astrological signs.

Let the Greenwich Ball drop where it may and be done with it! Hoist by thy own petard is much too ignominious a fate for one so truly maligned, hideously cursed and most deservedly and repeatedly keelhauled, Matey! Irreverent and irrelevant sop, be gone!