Orval Fairbairn wrote:
This is not something you can calculate on the back of an envelope and
get a meaningful answer.


If that envelope contains a prayer offering to our church, you can!
The meaningful answer is that only the Godknow/Bling Prayer Poncho can
save your soul when that Hell-born asteroid falls to Earth.
And the bigger that offering is, the bigger the Prayer Poncho you will
receive!
You wouldn't just want your head and torso to go to heaven, while your
arms and legs remain on the Wormwood-blighted Earth under the control of
the Antichrist, would you? :-)

Rev. Godknow
F.G.O.T.E.R.S.H.C.U.T.R.
Coalslag, West Virginia