So, if you're in a loosing situation,

Also known as the news: "THE SKY IS FALLING!!!"

like falling from high place

Like a white castle.

without a parachute,

Or a government grant.

realize that it could be a good thing.

Nothing is good. Taking a crap is evil on the earth.

*At least, this will keep your mind busy, until you hit the ground.

Don't worry, they'll always be a global crisis to gloat over.

It's part of the bargaining phase.

We're all gonna die one day. Get over it already?