On Friday, 29 June 2018 08:45:52 UTC+2, 139½ wrote:
but others can do better.

No. _ALL_ others can do better.
Beware the chronic creosote fixer.
Swaying like a snake oil salesman on his worn out beer crate.

His mummy made a psychopath, his motives white as snow
And everywhere that Dumbty went, his lawyers had to go
Until he fired the last of them and tweeted them to death
Now naked before the cameras he gave his usual, coiffured show
Until the rednecks abandoned him for a really sassy cowgirl. ;-)