"Joe S." (Nemo) bravely defied convention and puked up an off-topic
link:

Snip yesterday's tired news

A public sevice announcement!

Bush will be remembered more for doing nothing about a multi-billion
dollar problem that is slowing the entire world's economy. Causing
endless stress to people in work and affecting more people worldwide
than any anything else in history! It is even more damaging to the
worlds's economy than higher fuel prices and interest rates changes!

SPAM! SPAM! SPAM! SPAM!SPAM! SPAM! SPAM! SPAM! SPAM! virus! SPAM!
SPAM! SPAM! SPAM! SPAM! SPAM! SPAM! SPAM! virus! SPAM! SPAM! SPAM!
SPAM! SPAM! SPAM! SPAM! SPAM! SPAM! virus! SPAM! SPAM! SPAM! SPAM!
SPAM! SPAM! SPAM! SPAM! virus! SPAM! SPAM! SPAM! SPAM! SPAM! SPAM!
virus! SPAM! SPAM! SPAM! SPAM! SPAM! SPAM! SPAM! SPAM! SPAM! virus!
SPAM! SPAM! SPAM! SPAM! VIRUS! POOP! You're dead!
Wha-a-a-T? ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Burp!
Hic! Whizz! "Windows is recovering from a serious error" etc etc etc
etc.

Spam now outnumbers real E-mails! 70% of computers have been affected
by a virus in the last year! 70%! The vast majority of Spam mails come
from within the United States. Many computer users are now suffering
from nervous twitches as a direct result of their spam deleting
activities! (All culled fresh from this morning's internaional TV news
channels)

All it takes to cure this worldwide plague is to make it illegal to
send an unrequested advert of any kind by e-mail and very heavy
penalties for those who do! End of story and we an all get on with our
lives (and live happily ever after)

Lets's make BUSH even more unpopular than GATES!
SPAMBUSH for president? No thanks!

BUSH = SPAM! SPAMBUSH! SPAM! SPAM! SPAMBUSH! SPAM! SPAM! BUSH = SPAM!
SPAMBUSH! SPAM! SPAMBUSH! SPAMBUSH! SPAM! SPAM! SPAMBUSH!

Bush stands up for people's right to receive free SPAM!
Get your free spam from BUSH! You know BUSH cares! He's sending you
your SPAM personally!

If he really thought about it. Getting rid of spam would make it much
easier for the security services to read all our real e-mails!

GETTING RID OF SPAM IS GOOD FOR NATIONAL SECURITY!
DOESN'T BUSH CARE ABOUT NATIONAL SECURITY? APPARENTLY NOT!
IS BUSH A GODDAM RUSKY PINKO COMMIE FAGGOT? SPAMBUSHKEV!
SPAMBOOSHKEV!
SPAMBUSH! SPAMBUSH! SPAMBUSH! SPAMBUSH! SPAMBUSH! SPAMBUSH! SPAMBUSH!
spamBooshka SPASMBOOSHKA SPamBooshka? hic whirr......?
dugh? "Windows is recovering from a serious error..... dogh!
AARRGGHHHH!

Have a nice one! (Sorting your SPAMBUSHKEVs from your real E-mails)

End of public service announcement!
This announcement was brought to you by VIAG#ABUSH! The Spammers who
REALLY care. Support your president! Vote SPAMBUSHKEV today!

Chris.B