.... a cave that once held Deadbeat Trolls:
https://www.yahoo.com/news/m/ba69818...they-have.html
Sensing a link to their ancestry, the Missoura clan
of noTrolls immediately petitioned Elizabeth
"Pocahontas" Warren to declare the day of
discovery as "National Troll Day". However,
the plot was foiled when The Donald tweeted:
"It's Dead Sea Scrolls, you deadbeat Trolls".