"Charles D. Bohne" wrote in message
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On Wed, 28 Jan 2004 11:38:45 GMT, "Ollie" wrote:


Guess I should come clean eh?
My plane wennt down in '33 when I was 27 years old.
Crashed into a lake Chuck, a huge deep isolated lake in Canada, and it
nearly killed me.
These people saved me and asked me if I'd fly for them.
So here I am, none the worse for wear, I aged to about 36 or so, then
stopped aging.

Yes, I think we all saw that movie ... nicest part was when you finally
met your old love ...dying.

Dyin g eh?
Yup Chuck, think about that one alot too.
Just seems so unnnatural to live so long.
Everbody I ever knew's dead and gone.
Got great greats around, ocourse they think I'm long dead and gone.

I'm the one who sold Darla and Proz Pere onn the idea of this study.
All they've had up to now was an ongoing species-based study of life on
earth.

For several million years? Must be boring...

Well, not for me yet eh?
They don't Seem to be so bored.
Fulla life and all that.

So many things to study.
Even with us there's all the different classes of different plants and
animals and such.
Zillions of crawly things and such eh?

Plus they don't just study us you know.
We go all Over this part of the galaxy constantly.
This is an important part right now because its the jumpoff point to
Andromeda.

And their really Bigg thing is trying to get to that other galaxy and the
one nearby it.
Helll,they can't even get to the clouds yet.
The spaces between galaxies don't have many of those gas jet things.
So they have to figure out a quicker ways to get through the spaces.
If there's a way they'll figure it out eh?

And they've had one of their crew from time to time living in cities who
got
some individual data, but was still more intersted in studying us as a
race.

Did that crew "man" live in a tank?

Nope, a little makeup and they can look just like us, Chuck.
Don't look nothn like those porpoise fishes if that's what you mean.

I told the crew how much more interesting we can be as individuals when
you
get to know us.

Oh yeah, and by what better means than USENET ...

****, Chuck, this ain't the only place they study us.
First off, they involved in several newsgroups, but this group is the only
ones that know them by these names.
And this group is the only place they came clean about being aliens.

Next off, they read our papers, public and science stuff, they watch what we
watch on tv to see the impact on us.
Theyre always asking me for **** like blood and spit and stuff.
Some of the others have told me about having sex with some of them.
Not me though, maybe I'm not goodlooking enough eh?
Wouldn't mind a crack at ol Darla once or twice, she's a handsome femme
fatale!

So Darla, who likes us anyways, got fired up on the idea and said okay.
And now your letting me down with all this bull**** about free scopes and
that other Darla.

Well "she" didn't bother to answer MY questions...

Why Should she bother eh?
You nor nobody else takes it very serious with your Vlad bull**** and stuff.
Why Should she?
Giver a one good reason why!

Next you'll be saying she was Darla in the Little Rascals shows,
Alfalfa's
girlfriennd eh?

Sorry, I don't know that show.

You been in jail or freeze dried?

If you only knew how beautiful these people are!

Well? Why not post a picture?
Like this one?
http://www.yougotta.com/Darla/Images/ReillyCoat2.jpg

I guess Reilly works in the crow-nest/lookout ?

LOL, whoever Reilly Really is eh?
Okay, for Darla you gotta picture like Meg Ryan's face and head on Jim
Carrey's upper bod.
And the face and skin are like a real pale shade of light light blue with
subtle pinkish highlights.
From the waist down don't ask.
They are nothing like us.
And they don't hide nothing as they don't wear any garments, but at a quick
glance they look like they wear tights slacks.

Now Proz Pere is similar except right now he's still nursing the babe.
So it's like Karen Carpenters face meets Dolly Parton's big sis.
Slim as hell waist though.

Oh, and no hair.
Not a stitch of hair on any of us.

Nish is the cutest of all.
Nish is tall, probably taller than you may think of him.
Face is Michael Jackson only cuter, bod too for that matter.
No, maybe Janet's face, maybe Latoyas eh?
One of those or all combined.

Then there's the fleet commander, you haven't met this one yet.
Very large, like Schwarzenegger's bod meets uhm, what's her name?
Can't think of it.
Anyway the commander's name's syCor, with a huge emphasis on a hard C and
the y almost silent lonng e sounding.
This one's the Captain Kirk of our little group.
Oversees everthing.
Oh sure, Proz Pere is the Mission commander, but syCor is the top dog around
here.
These are syCor's boats, and we All answer to this one.

Well they saved my life Chuck, and I'm flying for them all over the damn
galaxy for them.

Well: clear skies to you!

Thanks, Chuck!
They don't get much clearer than this eh?

You guys need to imaging talking to an alien in person eh?
Seriously ask yourself "what would I ask Darla if she was to be standing
right here in front of me."

That's easy. I'd ask: Wanna cup of tea, dear?

Think it's her favorite, next to warm flat diet coke.

Would I seriously ask her about free telescopes?

I do not believe in free lunches nor free telescopes...

Only thing that's Free is You, man!

Would I seriously try to embarass her with womens anatomy bull****?

Ooops. Sorry dearie. Did I say dead out loud? Have you seen my top
teeth? Can I have tunafish for lunch? cough cough OOOPS!! Now
I've ****ed myself again.

-=D=-
wandering off...


You people slay me with this ****!^

That's a nubbin' (;_)

I really expected (and promised Darla) SO much more than you seem capable
of.

Well, we'd like to talk to DARLA, no Ollie or Nicko...

Give it a time, Chuck.
Real busy right now, so maybe a little later I can sweet talk her.
We're coming back a little early probably.
Nish hit a snag with a particular whatchacallit, a nebula?
I call it the boiled egg because it looks like one that somebody bit off a
piece.
Theres a hole that we thought bit out the piece, but something about the
trajectory being all wrong.

Anyway, it looks like Darla has decided to suspend the study of
individual
people to a later day.

She did?

Like I said, probably just too busy a time to switch Darla back on to us.
Hell, she doesn't even notice Me here Lately.

A day when our kind will perhaps be a little more genuine curious and
mature
about such things.

Why does this remind me of something? Déjà vue?

Déjà vue?
What the hell IS that eh?

So se e you next century.

You are welcome...

Just kidding, heck I just might keep reading this newsgroup.

Well we all might join: alt.religion.kibology

Oh theat Darla and Vlad something again eh?
Puppy dogs and kiitty cats and the illustrous Mr. Kibo.
Looked it up and so it's vanity groups of some kine?

Maybe join some astronomy lists eh?

Better not.

What's wrong with them?

The more I fly around out here, the more I realize how little about
astronomy I know!

That's obvious.

Oh yeah, don't I Know it is!
Okay, one Big piece of confusion is what the hel''s the difference between
astronomy and astrology???
Always thought theyre the same damn thing those.
But been reading astrology groups and they don't talk about much of anything
like you do in this group.
So must be a big difference eh?
Who's got it by the short n curlies?

Seems like it might be a good idea for me to learn some eh?

That's always a good one.

So maybe I'll see you again.

Not if we see you first. :-)

:-) And what the hell is this?
Seen lots of these in the astorlogy groupies.
A colon a dash and a close parenthes?

Hey thanks Chuck.
Appreciate the heads up, truly do.

Ollie