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Old February 18th 17, 08:55 AM posted to sci.astro.amateur
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Default An Alternative View of Global Warming

On Thursday, 16 February 2017 20:33:21 UTC+1, Razzmatazz wrote:

"The truth, like reality, is always there. The trick is to recognize it when it is revealed. Truths of convenience are almost always more attractive.. The naked truth is covered with warts, is overweight with a serious cellulite problem and insists on pole dancing on the dining room table." Author unknown.


I keep having these repetitive nightmares!
Russian scientists have resurrected a baby, hairy mammoth from the permafrost.
And then the Russian President gave the baby mammoth to the American people..
Where it started happily munching between the bunkers on the White House Lawn.
The people thought it's golden mane was so cute they let the critter indoors.
Where it grew and grew until it entirely filled the Oval Office!
But, its off-gassing was so awful that very soon, nobody wanted to go anywhere near it.
Except for other hairy mammoths with thick, golden manes.
And so the fabled golden mammoths lived there happily ever after.
And the American people pass their days ceremoniously shoveling great mountains of mammoth ****.