On Feb 18, 7:25*pm, rwalker wrote:
Found on alt.obituaries for some reason:

....I'm almost in tears laughing at this turn of phrase used for the
Vanguard photo:

"A Navy Vanguard leaves its launch pad in a hurry."

....To which my mind autofilled with:

"...In hopes of outrunning the usual explosion fast enough to put its
satellite into orbit!"

OM