-=::: Hawking, Einstein, Sarfatti, Floyd & The Martians :::=-
On Oct 27, 6:50*pm, "Blue Resonant Human, Ph.D."
wrote:
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* * * * LIBER CANTICLE VEL ABSURDIUM
* * * * * * * [ rev. 2.01b ]
* * * * * * * *-=:: Oo:::=-
* * *And The Magickal Formulae ThereIn:
* * * * * * * * L = SDR^2
* * * * - Elephants Never Forget -
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'A Cry for Sanity in Our Silent Night of Madness'
[Canticle = A song or chant; a Hymn whose words were taken
*directly from Relatively Holy Scriptures, whilst L = SDR^2
*= 'Life equals Sex, Drugs and Rock & Roll']
* * * * * * * *-=::Oo:::=-
Are we doomed to It, O Elohim, chained to the pendulum of
our ownmad clockwork, helpless to its swing?
Are we helpless? Are we doomed to do it again and again?
Have we no choice but to play the Phoenix in an unending
sequence of Rise and Fall? *Who hath bequeathed unto us
the loathsome inexorable replication of this egregious
Cycle of Incarceration down here on _Backwards Prison
Planet of the Apes_?
Are we doomed to It, O Elohim, chained to the pendulum of
our own mad clockwork, helpless to its swing?
* * * *o From the Place of Ground Zero
* * * *o O Lord, deliver us.
* * * *o From the rain of Cobalt
* * * *o O Lord, deliver us.
* * * *o From the rain of Strontium
* * * *o O Lord, deliver us.
* * * *o From the Fall of the Cesium
* * * *o O Lord, deliver us.
* * * *Amen and Amen.
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::: Heroin-Addicted Elephant Can Never Be Freed :::
[ fromhttp://www.telegraph.co.uk& disinfo.com ]
Telegraph: Four-year-old Xiguang and three other elephants
who the smugglers also captured were taken to an animal
protection centre on China's tropical island of Hainan to
recover from their ordeals and overcome their heroin
addictions.
While they are all fit again, after three years of domestic
life they are no longer able to live in the wild.
Pan Hua, deputy manager of the wildlife park in southwestern
China's Yunnan province where the animals are now residing,
said 'They may become the target of attacks by other beasts
if they are sent back to the wild. Some are easily irritable
now and may hurt humans. They can't go back to the wild
anymore.'
Xiguang became hooked on heroin after the animal smugglers
laced bananas with the drug to capture and tame him. Police
caught the smugglers and rescued the elephants on the border
between China and Myanmar in 2005. At the Hainan animal
protection centre, his three-year rehab included regular
doses of methadone five times stronger than required for
humans trying to recover from heroin addiction.
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::: Religious Elephants :::
by Dr. Blue Resonant Human, Ph.D.
Religion: ri-lig'-en, n. 1) The quest for the values of the
ideal life, involving three phases: the ideal, the practices
for attaining the values of the ideal, and the theology or
world view relating the quest to the environing universe.
2) a particular system in which the quest for the ideal life
has been embodied: the Christian religion. 3) recognition
on the part of man [...or animal...] of a controlling super-
human power entitled to obedience, reverence and worship.
4) the feeling of the spiritual attitude of those recognising
such a power. 5) the manifestation of such a feeling in
conduct or life. 6) a point or matter of conscience: to make
a religion of doing something. 7) Obs. the practice of sacred
rites or observances. 8) (pl.) Obs. religious rites
* * * * * * * * * -=::Oo:::=-
'Elephants are very loving beings,' she stated, 'and they can
tolerate year after year after year of abuse, but there comes a
point when they've finally had enough,' explained the modern day
Dr. Dolittle.
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Casename: The Strange Case of the Religious Elephants
Location: San Diego Wild Animal Park
Patient : Sabu -- female head of the herd
Symptoms: Sabu suddenly stopped acting like herself. She
became ornery and refused to cooperate when it was time to
march single-file down into the pit; a large garage-like
structure the elephants spent their nights in.
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And thus the renowned animal psychic, Samantha Khury, was called
to the scene. While engaged in a telepathic discourse with Sabu,
the angry elephant informed her of a few incidents which had
unfortunately managed to tip the scales in regards to her attitude
towards humans in general. Interestingly enough, these incidents
were subsequently confirmed -- in graphic detail -- by her utterly
shocked keepers:
1) A perceived betrayal by a dear friend:
Sabu's trainer, Lou, had somehow managed to walk into the room
while she was undergoing surgery. Due to the strange way an
elephant's metabolism functions, they are consistently under-
anesthetised during surgery so as not to accidentally kill them.
In this particular case, Sabu was medicated just enough to
immobilise her but not enough to deaden the excruciating pain
of the procedure which removed some uterine polyps. Seeing Lou
enter the room, she had hoped to be rescued from her tormentors
but he -- being a sensitive person and great lover of animals --
was overcome with grief upon seeing the pain and helplessness
in her eyes. So overcome was he with emotion that he simply
could not bear the sight and left the room in tears. Sabu had
unfortunately interpreted this as a supreme betrayal on his
part.
2) The denial of a cultural rite of passage:
Humans, it appears, are not the only species on this planet
given to engaging in 'religious' or liturgical customs. The
elephants apparently have very specific rites of passage and
are not afraid of death the way most of us humans are. Given
a dying friend or relative, many of us inexplicably avoid
contact, perhaps terrified by such a painful reminder of our
own mortality. The elephants, on the other hand, welcome
'death' joyously and partake of a certain group ceremony which
is intended to ease the transition to the next state of being.
During this 'religious' ceremony, certain of them gather 'round
their dying friend and caress him gently through the process.
One of their group had taken gravely ill and was confined to
solitary isolation until death -- denying the others the
opportunity to engage in their own required rites of passage.
This second blatant violation was enough to cause Sabu to
give up on humanity altogether and bring on the uncooperative
behaviour.
The park's personnel were so taken by the accuracy of the report
they made provisions to rectify the situation immediately. First,
there was a great healing which took place between Lou and Sabu
as the grievous misunderstanding was resolved, then certain
individuals procured the skull of the recently deceased elephant
and placed it in the compound with the other elephants, who took
to gracefully stroking and caressing it.
At this point Sabu let out a huge wail of grief and relief and
has been fine ever since.
Gleaned from an Relatively Holy Interview with:
Samantha Khury, Animal Psychic
1251 10th St.
Manhatten Beach, CA 90266
(310) 374-6812
(310) 937-6015 (fax)
Another fine cross-cultural memetic briefing courtesy of:
-Blue Resonant Human, Ph.D.
'Humans do not deserve to be treated like cattle...
*Cattle do not even deserve to be treated like cattle.'
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::: Elephants on LSD :::
The pachyderm on a high
Tusko the elephant led a peaceful life at the Oklahoma City
Zoo. *So, on the morning of Friday 3 August 1962, he could
hardly have foreseen that he was about to become the first
elephant ever to be given LSD.
The experiment was the brainchild of two doctors [shrinks]
at the University of Oklahoma School of Medicine, Louis
Jolyon West and Chester M Pierce, and Warren Thomas,
director of the zoo, who wanted to learn more about LSD’s
pharmacological properties.
LSD is one of the most potent drugs known to medical science.
A mere 25 micrograms – less than the weight of a grain of
sand – can send a person tripping for half a day. *But the
researchers figured that an elephant would need more than a
person and they didn’t want to risk giving too little. *They
upped the dose to 297 milligrams, about 3,000 [sic] times the
level of a human dose.
[Good CHRIST, you Brain-Dead-Baboons! *That's a WHOPPING
*297,000 mics! *JESUS! *The *minutest* slice of that put
*Syd Barret forever away ... -B:.B:.]
At 8am, Thomas fired a cartridge syringe into Tusko’s rump.
Tusko trumpeted loudly and began running around his pen.
Then he started to lose control of his movements, and
toppled over. His eyeballs rolled upward. He started
twitching. His tongue turned blue.
The researchers administered 2,800 milligrams of an anti-
psychotic, which relieved the violence of the seizures a
little. *Eighty minutes later, Tusko was still lying panting
on the ground. Desperate, the researchers injected a
barbiturate, but it didn’t help. A few minutes later, Tusko
died.
In an article published a few months later in Science, they
simply noted: “It appears that the elephant is highly
sensitive to the effects of LSD.”
[fromhttp://uniteforlife.wordpress.com/2008/08/06/elephant-killed-with-lsd...
]
* *___The_Acid_Queen___
* *[from _Tommy_ by The Who]
* *If your elephant ain't all he should be now,
* *This girl will put him right.
* *I'll show him what he could be now,
* *Just give me one night!
* *I'm the Gypsy, the Acid Queen,
* *Pay me before I start.
* *I'm the Gypsy, and I'm guaranteed
* *To tear your soul apart.
* *Give us a room, close the door.
* *Leave us for a while.
* *Your elephant won't be an elephant no more;
* *Young, but not a child!
* *[...]
* *My work is done, now look at him.
* *He's never been more alive.
* *His head it shakes, his fingers clutch.
* *Watch his body writhe!
* *I'm the Gypsy, the Acid Queen,
* *Pay me before I start.
* *I'm the Gypsy, I'm guaranteed
* *To tear *YOUR* soul apart.
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