OM wrote:


(*) No, really, that's her name, although all the other waitresses
call her Sputnik. The fact that I knew *both* sources of her name
endeared me to her in really short time.


NUCLEAR-POWERED SOVIET-SPACE-SLUT ZOMBIE FROM THE "RED RUSSIAN PLANET"
MARS!
RUN!!!....BEFORE HER DREAD BALALAIKA BOOB BLASTER BEAMS STRIKE YOU DOWN,
AND YOU BECOME YET ANOTHER SEX-STARVED SLAVE-STUD OF THE MALICIOUS (but,
oh...so delicious!) MUSCOVITE MARS MAIDENS!
DO _NOT_ BE LED ASTRAY...WEAR LEAD UNDERWEAR AND PRAY!!!! :-)

Pat