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nightbat wrote

Double-A wrote:

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Hi nightbat I can see why "Darla" would not use that pretty name any
more.It is to female. With a name like "Yubiwan"(a last name) she is
safe from people like me. I 'm sure she changed her name because of
me,with my sexual fantasy remarks. With a name like "Yubiwan" she is
safe,especially with Doctor in front of it. Well I now think of her
as
Dr.Darla Yubiwan. Yubiwan is not a common name here on Earth,and I
think
Darla's father was an alien and he married(had sex with an English
girl). Darla has her mothers body features and the outstanding brain
of
her father. Nightbat we have to keep in mind that her father was more
dolphin like. Darla if this has reality to it then give me a "thumbs
up" Bert

What was Darla's English mother doing having sex with a dolphin-like
creature?

Was this in some sort of adult rated circus sideshow?

Double-A

nightbat

Careful Double-A, I'm trying to secure a cosmic stream star ship
window seat for you if and when Darla and brave crew make it back soon.
Please excuse Bert's beer induced twisted fantasies, after all he has
apologized to Darla for his occasional heightened net displayed lust for
the exotic diva. It's not every day a net star adventurer stunner comes
our way with thoughts of eternal youth and possible star ship rides.
While you may look upon them as alien creatures I'm sure they may have
an initial general view far less of us. Myself I have an objective
scientific reserved opinion and the net relationship of Sil and nightbat
may be likened to the Earth legend of Pocahontas and John Smith, two
very different race star crossed souls trying to breach the cosmic great
divide despite unimaginable odds.

Small attempt at Painius and Twittering One style Earthfolk astro plea

Tender is the night, please understand our plight
while we reach for the stars, you hold them in your bosom
forgive these lesser mortals, who can but only dream
of reaching the heights of your guarding endeavor, and esteem
look kindly on us, forgive us our indiscretion,
paradise lost is now reachable, per only in your forgiving admonition


the nightbat


Thank you, The Nightbat, for this poetry, and for the poems of Virginia and
Painius as well.
This brings out many feelings, and one is: there is nothing to forgive.

So we are back in-galaxy and what do I see?
Understandable misgivings about our resident psychologist.
(Nobody likes Dr. Yubiwan, by the way.
The good doctor is honest to the extremis, i.e., to the point of death.)

To begin, we found LIFE!
Yes, we were a bit surprised to find life in the satellite galaxy.
It's very low level life, however life nonetheless.

The upside is that our 3T system (Transfer Travel Technique) we used to go
to the LMC can also be utilized to explore all of our galaxy's other
satellite structures, too.
The downside is that we learned that the 3T system is unusable for exploring
beyond the satellites.
We'll have to find another way to get to Triangulum and Andromeda.

We have our work cut out for us, now, because we gathered so much data.
We actually processed more information than your entire planet generates in
nearly a million years!
It will take at least a week to completely digest all of this.

We note that Wally Anglesea once again asked about Cepheid Variables.
There really are only three types of knowledge we can give you on CVs:
1. Information you already know.
2. Information you don't know, but other scientists on your planet Do know,
and you would be able to confirm this.
3. Information you don't know, but you would not be able to confirm.

As you see, none of this would be useful to you.
We realize that this is very unsatisfying to you, but YOU must realize that
your belief that we are a kook or kooks or something other than what we say
we are is acceptable to us.
We seek only knowledge from individuals like you, so your doubts are
expected and respected.

If you really want to learn more about CVs, I suggest you exhume some of
Leavitt's personal papers.
http://tinyurl.com/5rs6c
Some of the research was withheld due to the way Leavitt was treated by
colleagues.
Leavitt recorded all findings in a personal journal, though.
Happy Hunting, dear shaper of young minds!

And by the way, we've made peace with the Perseuns.
It was all just a misunderstanding, and they are happy with the improvements
we gave them.
When their curiosity sent them in your direction, Silouen went out to engage
them (without permission, as usual).
Yubiwan chased after Silouen as a backup and was able to talk them out of
their hostilities toward us.
Yes, Yubiwan was just as surprised about the success as we were.
So we are presently enjoying a little downtime on their home planet in the
Perseus Arm.

Before I leave you, on the subject of official contact, most of us are still
working on Pros Pere.
Pere continues to be doubtful of Earth's readiness and firm about gathering
more INDIVIDUAL data before making a final decision.
We must respect this, because once contact is made, there is no turning
back.
I know that none of you really believe that we are who we say we are.
However, when official contact takes place, there will be no further doubt
in your minds, and your lives will be altered forever in ways that you can
now only imagine.

Thanks also to Ray Vingnutte, Charles D. Bohne, Bert, and all the others who
responded to Silouen and Yubiwan.
We look forward to meeting all of you in the near future.

So be happy and well.
Always remember to smile so you may generate those healing, life-extending
endorphins!

Darla