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Old April 20th 18, 06:58 AM posted to sci.astro.amateur
Chris.B[_3_]
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Default Flat Earther and AGW Denier to head nasa into obscurity.

Pavlov republicans vote for trumpet's nomination.

Any plans to return to kindergarten for basic science lessons and management classes described as "fake news" by trumpet's twitter headline monologue.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/polit...888_story.html

It is confirmed that he will get his own gold plated, Space Invaders arcade machine for his plush, newly built office in sprawling, colonial mansion style. Said to cost in the region of several billion dollars allowing for private 'phone cubicles in every office and weapons grade file shredders in every corner. Not to mention a 17 room private suite entirely decorated and furnished with original Louis 14th wallpaper and furniture. Priceless Great masters, confiscated from national museums,l will adorn the walls.

The private parkland surrounding his private office complex are to be landscaped to Capability Brown standards with newly formed lakes and hills. Specimen, fully mature trees will be brought in from all round the world and established by a tea, of cough terrorformers.

Endangered wild animal species will roam free for his own private shooting parties to enjoy at their leisure during cough work time breaks and extended holidays. A brand new, trumpet class, private golf course will be established, entirely at nasa's expense and overlooking the ocean, for the exclusive use of his fellow republicans.