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Old June 13th 10, 07:22 PM posted to alt.astronomy
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Default What to do With Gulf Tar Balls ???

On Jun 13, 9:26*am, bert wrote:
On Jun 13, 11:56*am, Brad Guth wrote:

On Jun 13, 5:56*am, bert wrote:


Here are two * Progress Energy can burn them. Its cheaper than coal
In India they burn cow dung to keep warm in winter. They could use tar
balls. *Make candles out of tar balls and send them to the queen. *Use
them on Halloween so we all can look like the Obamas * *Which idea do
you think is the winner? * TreBert


Put them in preschool sand boxes, so that they get used to how future
beaches should look, smell and feel like. *Toss in a few oily dead
birds and those soon to be extinct species that Big Energy obviously
doesn't care about.


*~ BG


Best we send an oil bird to the queen. She is just about ready to
knight Hayward. She has as you know knighted Egan for being CEO of
Severn Trent Water. They kill *US children and today many will die to
Florida heat index being 105 * *Things are worse then in 1776 *TreBert


Why doesn't the queen send her knights in shining armor, knights
errant, on a quest to solve this oil disaster? For starters, I bet
their armor needs lots of oil to keep it from getting squeaky! I
wonder when was the last time a king or queen relied on knights to do
anything useful?

Double-A