"notroll2015" wrote in message
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A man escapes from a prison where he’s been locked up for 15 years.
He
breaks into a house and inside he finds Hagar in bed with Dolly, his
ewe.
He ties him to a chair. While tying Dolly to the bed, the convict gets
on
top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.
While he’s in there, the Hagar whispers to Dolly, “Listen, this guy is
an
escaped convict. Look at his clothes! He’s probably spent a lot of
time in
jail and hasn’t seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck.
If he
wants sex, don’t resist, don’t complain. Do whatever he tells you.
Satisfy
him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is obviously very
dangerous. If he gets angry, he’ll kill us both. Be strong, Dolly. I
love
you!”

Dolly responds: “He wasn’t kissing my neck. He was whispering in my
ear. He
told me that he’s gay, thinks you’re cute, and asked if we had any
Vaseline.
I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong Hagar. I love you, too.”


*** I think this particular joke is as old as the pyramids.
But it does prove one thing for su You totally incapable
of creating anything original ... period.
So I'm expecting a plethora of centuries old, plagiarized
hillbilly swill.
PS: Has your mother ever told you that yo [sic] daddy
and yo uncle are one and the same ??? If you're too
stupid to figure this out, I can post a simple Fambly
Tree diagram, hillbilly edition ... just ask ...