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LIBER CANTICLE VEL ABSURDIUM
[ rev. 2.01b ]

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And The Magickal Formulae ThereIn:
L = SDR^2

- Elephants Never Forget -
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'A Cry for Sanity in Our Silent Night of Madness'

[Canticle = A song or chant; a Hymn whose words were taken
directly from Relatively Holy Scriptures, whilst L = SDR^2
= 'Life equals Sex, Drugs and Rock & Roll']

-=::Oo:::=-

Are we doomed to It, O Elohim, chained to the pendulum of
our ownmad clockwork, helpless to its swing?

Are we helpless? Are we doomed to do it again and again?

Have we no choice but to play the Phoenix in an unending
sequence of Rise and Fall? Who hath bequeathed unto us
the loathsome inexorable replication of this egregious
Cycle of Incarceration down here on _Backwards Prison
Planet of the Apes_?

Are we doomed to It, O Elohim, chained to the pendulum of
our own mad clockwork, helpless to its swing?

o From the Place of Ground Zero
o O Lord, deliver us.
o From the rain of Cobalt
o O Lord, deliver us.
o From the rain of Strontium
o O Lord, deliver us.
o From the Fall of the Cesium
o O Lord, deliver us.

Amen and Amen.

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::: Heroin-Addicted Elephant Can Never Be Freed :::

[ from http://www.telegraph.co.uk & disinfo.com ]

Telegraph: Four-year-old Xiguang and three other elephants
who the smugglers also captured were taken to an animal
protection centre on China's tropical island of Hainan to
recover from their ordeals and overcome their heroin
addictions.

While they are all fit again, after three years of domestic
life they are no longer able to live in the wild.

Pan Hua, deputy manager of the wildlife park in southwestern
China's Yunnan province where the animals are now residing,
said 'They may become the target of attacks by other beasts
if they are sent back to the wild. Some are easily irritable
now and may hurt humans. They can't go back to the wild
anymore.'

Xiguang became hooked on heroin after the animal smugglers
laced bananas with the drug to capture and tame him. Police
caught the smugglers and rescued the elephants on the border
between China and Myanmar in 2005. At the Hainan animal
protection centre, his three-year rehab included regular
doses of methadone five times stronger than required for
humans trying to recover from heroin addiction.

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::: Religious Elephants :::

by Dr. Blue Resonant Human, Ph.D.

Religion: ri-lig'-en, n. 1) The quest for the values of the
ideal life, involving three phases: the ideal, the practices
for attaining the values of the ideal, and the theology or
world view relating the quest to the environing universe.
2) a particular system in which the quest for the ideal life
has been embodied: the Christian religion. 3) recognition
on the part of man [...or animal...] of a controlling super-
human power entitled to obedience, reverence and worship.
4) the feeling of the spiritual attitude of those recognising
such a power. 5) the manifestation of such a feeling in
conduct or life. 6) a point or matter of conscience: to make
a religion of doing something. 7) Obs. the practice of sacred
rites or observances. 8) (pl.) Obs. religious rites

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'Elephants are very loving beings,' she stated, 'and they can
tolerate year after year after year of abuse, but there comes a
point when they've finally had enough,' explained the modern day
Dr. Dolittle.

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Casename: The Strange Case of the Religious Elephants
Location: San Diego Wild Animal Park
Patient : Sabu -- female head of the herd
Symptoms: Sabu suddenly stopped acting like herself. She
became ornery and refused to cooperate when it was time to
march single-file down into the pit; a large garage-like
structure the elephants spent their nights in.
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And thus the renowned animal psychic, Samantha Khury, was called
to the scene. While engaged in a telepathic discourse with Sabu,
the angry elephant informed her of a few incidents which had
unfortunately managed to tip the scales in regards to her attitude
towards humans in general. Interestingly enough, these incidents
were subsequently confirmed -- in graphic detail -- by her utterly
shocked keepers:

1) A perceived betrayal by a dear friend:

Sabu's trainer, Lou, had somehow managed to walk into the room
while she was undergoing surgery. Due to the strange way an
elephant's metabolism functions, they are consistently under-
anesthetised during surgery so as not to accidentally kill them.

In this particular case, Sabu was medicated just enough to
immobilise her but not enough to deaden the excruciating pain
of the procedure which removed some uterine polyps. Seeing Lou
enter the room, she had hoped to be rescued from her tormentors
but he -- being a sensitive person and great lover of animals --
was overcome with grief upon seeing the pain and helplessness
in her eyes. So overcome was he with emotion that he simply
could not bear the sight and left the room in tears. Sabu had
unfortunately interpreted this as a supreme betrayal on his
part.

2) The denial of a cultural rite of passage:

Humans, it appears, are not the only species on this planet
given to engaging in 'religious' or liturgical customs. The
elephants apparently have very specific rites of passage and
are not afraid of death the way most of us humans are. Given
a dying friend or relative, many of us inexplicably avoid
contact, perhaps terrified by such a painful reminder of our
own mortality. The elephants, on the other hand, welcome
'death' joyously and partake of a certain group ceremony which
is intended to ease the transition to the next state of being.

During this 'religious' ceremony, certain of them gather 'round
their dying friend and caress him gently through the process.
One of their group had taken gravely ill and was confined to
solitary isolation until death -- denying the others the
opportunity to engage in their own required rites of passage.
This second blatant violation was enough to cause Sabu to
give up on humanity altogether and bring on the uncooperative
behaviour.

The park's personnel were so taken by the accuracy of the report
they made provisions to rectify the situation immediately. First,
there was a great healing which took place between Lou and Sabu
as the grievous misunderstanding was resolved, then certain
individuals procured the skull of the recently deceased elephant
and placed it in the compound with the other elephants, who took
to gracefully stroking and caressing it.

At this point Sabu let out a huge wail of grief and relief and
has been fine ever since.

Gleaned from an Relatively Holy Interview with:

Samantha Khury, Animal Psychic
1251 10th St.
Manhatten Beach, CA 90266
(310) 374-6812
(310) 937-6015 (fax)

Another fine cross-cultural memetic briefing courtesy of:

-Blue Resonant Human, Ph.D.
'Humans do not deserve to be treated like cattle...
Cattle do not even deserve to be treated like cattle.'

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::: Elephants on LSD :::

The pachyderm on a high

Tusko the elephant led a peaceful life at the Oklahoma City
Zoo. So, on the morning of Friday 3 August 1962, he could
hardly have foreseen that he was about to become the first
elephant ever to be given LSD.

The experiment was the brainchild of two doctors [shrinks]
at the University of Oklahoma School of Medicine, Louis
Jolyon West and Chester M Pierce, and Warren Thomas,
director of the zoo, who wanted to learn more about LSD’s
pharmacological properties.

LSD is one of the most potent drugs known to medical science.
A mere 25 micrograms – less than the weight of a grain of
sand – can send a person tripping for half a day. But the
researchers figured that an elephant would need more than a
person and they didn’t want to risk giving too little. They
upped the dose to 297 milligrams, about 3,000 [sic] times the
level of a human dose.

[Good CHRIST, you Brain-Dead-Baboons! That's a WHOPPING
297,000 mics! JESUS! The *minutest* slice of that put
Syd Barret forever away ... -B:.B:.]

At 8am, Thomas fired a cartridge syringe into Tusko’s rump.
Tusko trumpeted loudly and began running around his pen.
Then he started to lose control of his movements, and
toppled over. His eyeballs rolled upward. He started
twitching. His tongue turned blue.

The researchers administered 2,800 milligrams of an anti-
psychotic, which relieved the violence of the seizures a
little. Eighty minutes later, Tusko was still lying panting
on the ground. Desperate, the researchers injected a
barbiturate, but it didn’t help. A few minutes later, Tusko
died.

In an article published a few months later in Science, they
simply noted: “It appears that the elephant is highly
sensitive to the effects of LSD.”

[from http://uniteforlife.wordpress.com/20...ntipsychotics/
]

___The_Acid_Queen___
[from _Tommy_ by The Who]

If your elephant ain't all he should be now,
This girl will put him right.
I'll show him what he could be now,
Just give me one night!

I'm the Gypsy, the Acid Queen,
Pay me before I start.
I'm the Gypsy, and I'm guaranteed
To tear your soul apart.

Give us a room, close the door.
Leave us for a while.
Your elephant won't be an elephant no more;
Young, but not a child!

[...]

My work is done, now look at him.
He's never been more alive.
His head it shakes, his fingers clutch.
Watch his body writhe!

I'm the Gypsy, the Acid Queen,
Pay me before I start.
I'm the Gypsy, I'm guaranteed
To tear *YOUR* soul apart.

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::: Drunken Elephants Die in Accident :::

By Subir Bhaumik -- BBC correspondent in Calcutta

Elephants have been raiding villages in search of beer.
Four wild elephants drunk on rice beer have been electrocuted
in the north-east Indian state of Meghalaya, wildlife officials
report.

The elephants are known to have a taste for rice beer brewed
by tribal communities across north-east India.
But this is the first time some of them have died after
consuming the drink.

A herd of about 20 to 25 elephants went on the rampage in a
remote area in the West Garo Hills district earlier this week
after getting high on the beer.

As panicky villagers fled for cover, leaving behind their
freshly brewed beverage, the elephants drank to their heart's
content.

The inebriated elephants then struck an electric pole and brought
it down.

But their trunks took the brunt of the shock from the high-
tension wire.

Four of the elephants were killed instantly.

Assam's elephant expert Kushal Konwar Sharma, a lecturer, said
these elephants frequently consume rice beer and cause devastation
when they become intoxicated.

Wildlife officials say in the last two years elephants have
killed at least 180 people in Assam and Meghalaya.

And more than 200 elephants have been killed by angry villagers
during the last six years in the two states, in what is developing
into a fierce conflict between man and beast.

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::: Drunk Elephants Kill Six People :::

From BBC News, World Edition:
Tuesday, 17 December, 2002, 15:38 GMT

Drunken elephants have trampled at least six people to death in the
northeast Indian state of Assam, local officials say. [Editor Note:
Assam is home to half of India's elephants. -ed.]

The herd of wild elephants stumbled across the supplies of homemade
rice beer after they destroyed granaries in search of food.

The incident happened near Tinsukia, 550 kilometres (344 miles) from
the Assam capital, Guwahati.

'They smashed huts and plundered granaries and broke open casks to
drink rice beer. The herd then went berserk killing six people,' a
forestry official told AFP news agency.

Police said four of those killed were children.
According to experts, elephants often emerge from Assam's
forests in search of food.

But much to the annoyance of the local residents, they destroy
rice fields and granaries.

- Environmental Questions -

Growing elephant numbers and the devastation of the animal's
natural habitat are partly to blame for the problem.

Officials in Assam say at least 150 people have been killed by
elephants in the last two years.

The deaths have led villagers to kill up to 200 elephants.

'It has been noticed that elephants have developed a taste for rice
beer and local liquor and they always look for it when they invade
villages,' an elephant expert in Guwahati told Reuters news agency.

The region is home to more than half of India's elephant population,
estimated at 10,000.

The Assam Government's protection of elephants over the last 20
years, including a ban on their hunting, has led numbers to increase
to about 5,500.

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::: Drunk Elephants Kill Three in India :::

Guwahati, Assam, India, Oct. 27 (UPI) -- A herd of drunk elephants
trampled three people to death after guzzling local rice beer in a
village in northeast India, wildlife officials said Wednesday.

A dozen elephants entered the village of Marongi in Assam state
Tuesday and helped themselves to long swigs of rice beer brewing in
casks outside the homes of local residents, The Australian reported.
They then went on a rampage, killing three people, including a woman,
and seriously injuring two others, a forest official said.

Other Assam villages have faced similar attacks after elephants
sampled the rice beer commonly brewed at this time of year. The
animals have plundered granaries, torn apart huts and fatally
attacked people, the report said.

Official figures say elephants have killed at least 150 people in
the past five years. Villagers have retaliated by killing up to 200
elephants in the same period, some of them with poisoned-tipped
arrows.

More than half of India's 10,000 elephants live in Assam.

And so it goes!

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::: Good News for the Wanderers Amongst Us :::

If you think that you are a wanderer:

What is a wanderer? Some wanderers are ETs who have come from
elsewhere to planet Earth for this incarnation or at this time.

Many other wanderers are earth natives who have matured spiritually
to the point of awakening to their metaphysical identity, thereby
making the worldly identity less real, and creating the sense of
being a stranger in a strange land.

Both types of wanderers are in the same situation here on Earth
now, in that they often don’t fit in well here, for their inner
universe has shifted, and the “real” world for them has shifted
from the earthly world to the aesthetic and ethical innerness of
the metaphysical world.

Wanderers are each unique and come in all shapes and sizes, but
their likeliest common characteristics are a sense of alienation
and isolation as they make choices of how to live and be, and
cope with a strong and increasing inner knowing that they are
here to serve.

.................................................. ................
The lesson and mission that all wanderers have in common is to
give and receive love. Their common service is to be themselves,
in as true and deep a way possible in each moment, as they are
working on this life lesson.
.................................................. ................

The main mission is a ministry of being, of living in the open
heart that is the deepest self of all beings within incarnation
here. They are light anchorers, bringing light through into the
earth planes as they breathe in and breath out with an open and
loving heart.

L/L Research works to find ways to consolidate and empower the
work of wanderers, in helping to form up the grid of the incoming
density of light, which is that of the density of love and
understanding, named by the Confederation sources THE FOURTH
DENSITY.

We hold meditations for peace and for the safe labor of Mother
Earth or Gaia, at 9:00 AM and PM, each day. We are working on
further plans for serving together as collaborators in magnetizing
the Earth fourth density with our united hearts. Please join
with us as you can in these times of meditation, visualization
and prayer.

For all wanderers to this site:

If you feel you are a wanderer, an alien, an outsider to planet
Earth, or if you feel Earth is no longer your native land simply
because you have awakened from the planetary dream, L/L Research
has three things to tell you:

o You are loved.
o You are not alone.
o You have service to perform for planet Earth.

Thanks for listening! Hang in there, and don’t let the wanderer’s
BLUEs get you down for long! The service of a lightworker is
sometimes a difficult service to offer, as it requires our being
incarnate on planet Earth, but it is well worth the sacrifice.

Cast your deep mind back, and recapture that feeling you had before
incarnation when all was so much clearer. All of us wanderers were
eager to come and serve. This is our moment to do so, this brief
time of living and being part of Earth. May we serve together
with beauty, style, grace and joy.

[from http://www.llresearch.org/wanderer.aspx ]

All the best;

-=oOo=-

-Brother Blue, B:.B:., 33°, etc.
http://www.bleujefe.com/BB/
Dr. Blue Resonant Human, Ph.D.
Interdimensional Intelligence Analyst
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