"Mark F." wrote in news:5pzwh.1406$Ia4.78@trnddc01:

I was thinking I should start a urban legend.
Something like the "Sun is running out of fuel so we all need to stock
up on wood to stay warn when it goes out".

Come on, the world is about to end, you know it, and all you think about is
playing jokes on your fellow men. Crawl from under your rock and start
working with us.

Timber!!!!!