Mark Earnest wrote:
Let's see--you walk up to the seashore of Cygnus 4--4th planet from the
double sun Alpha Centauri now climbing up over the horizon. A creature
comes up out of the green foaming surf to greet you--a blue man with
fins gills and three eyes. What do you say?


First, push the red panic button, then tell the creature "All your base
belong to us"