Stuf4 writes:

From Fevric J. Glandules:
Rules: one shot of spirits for every use of the word "final"
in a NASA press release regarding Shuttle.

I'll have an awful hangover next week.

To really get blotto, it would have been one shot for every "God Bless
America" during this final flight.

If I needed to get drunk fast, I'd drink on every "historic" out of NASA
PAO.