....at this point Ami's Rabbi knocked on the door, and asked if he was
busy; Ami stated that he was writing a posting to a newsgroup concerning
kosher food.....six hours later Ami knew more about kosher law than
anyone in the neighborhood, and indeed far more than even he had ever
wanted to know.....and the Rabbi had gotten yet another free, and
completely kosher, meal....."Now" the Rabbi thought "....over to Mr.
Steinberg's for a discussion of the kosher status of Scotch whiskey and
cigars...." :-)

Which is pretty funny considering that I'm and atheist with
Unitarian/Universalist leanings. Now, if you replace Rabbit with Rabbi, then
my garden is rapidly becoming a Yeshiva.