On Thu, 17 Jun 2004 22:10:11 +1000, "Terry B"
wrote:

Don't forget:

1 who argues that light bulbs (lightbulbs? g) only burn out because of a bad
design based on the belief that they are resistive heating devices, when he
alone knows the truth: they are fermionic-gravitic resonators which utilize dark
energy to convert tachyons to photons. Of course, he has a web site with
hundreds of pages of dense equations (and dense verbiage) to support this
theory.

1 who argues that you can only change light bulbs when your Moon is in Aries,
unless you are a godless Democrat, in which case you don't need to change it
because you will very soon be in Hell anyway.

1 who argues that an unseen planet will soon pass the Earth, creating massive
earthquakes that will destroy all light bulbs. After the passage the technology
of the alien inhabitants of this death star will cause all light bulbs to be
restored for the few survivors. Another dense web site will be provided to
expound on the details.

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Chris L Peterson
Cloudbait Observatory
http://www.cloudbait.com