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Old January 22nd 12, 06:40 AM posted to alt.astronomy
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Default Breaking News---ET Seans Darla Is Back

On Jan 21, 6:09*pm, wrote:
THERE IS ONLY ONE PORPII****HEAD: *DARLA!

YOU AREN'T MY PAL, frootiebat****(guano)inhead!

YOU ARE BAT-**** ****ING CRAZY THOUGH!

Saul Levy

On Sat, 21 Jan 2012 14:46:03 -0800 (PST), nightbat



wrote:
* * * * * Great that's the second Star Ship now in our fleet and a
Sean transport for taking all the coffee boys to Titan. You can't
retire you're too important to our mission of First Official Contact
Day. Darla will help make you young again Officer Bert not to worry.
HVAC is now turning Sean he has so many female genes in him now the
coffeeboys are all after him. He says he screwed Darla poor chap. Saul
never warned him about the Commander Proz makes you wonder what side
saul is on he just fu*ked his own pal.


Stay at your post Bert we need you.


* * * * * your Commander,
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nightbat

We Science Team are all your pals look how far you have
come. When you first came here you were nothing but a clueles
coffeeboy. Now you are a clueless cadet still trying to grasp the big
picture. The Officers introduced you to Bert's theories, Painius
enlightened Prose, the nightbat " Black Comet ", Twitties sad
escapades in New York, Greysky's FTL gizmo, Double A's trials in the
streets, Warhol's Comet doomsday, Brad's moon theories, Oc's big
engine in the sky, Uncle Al's parity experiments, Honest John's
advanced coffeeboy security measures, General Bohne's profound
research backup, The Seans and our cosmic friends Queen Darla, the
Proz, Sil, Bones, and all the rest of the gang. So few Science Team
Officers helping so many silly coffeeboys.

shape up,
Captain nightbat