NEURONSVILLE, Pa. (Rueters) --
Slightly over 51 percent of regular
listeners to the Rush Limbaugh radio
show are brain-dead zombies, a recent
study has determined.
"We knew it was high but never
realized it was THIS HIGH," said
a spokesman for alt.radio.talk
which had financed the testing
of some 15,000 earddicts in all
50 states and D.C.
The survey sadly found that only
12.5 percent of listeners realize
that Limbaugh is an egotistical
maniacal Bag of Hot Air who believes
his IQ is 12-13 points higher
than even God Almighty.
The survey was conducted by
Loose Change, an independent
brain-probing firm that boasts
a team of neurologists who critics
say are 30-35 cents short of a dollar.
Being brainwashed into believing
in the Theory of Evolution was thought
to be the main culprit, the survey
revealed.
This graphic picture of Mr. Limbaugh
on vacation shows how a daily dose of
his hot air slowly destroys listeners'
brain cells and turns men -- and very
often some women -- into mental midgets.
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WHAT A FIRST-TIME LIMBAUGH LISTENER'S BRAIN LOOKS LIKE
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After Being Bainwashed, They Can't See the Forest for the Trees
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Lin Liangtai of Taipei, Taiwan )
posted a message about Ed Conrad's mind-boggling
discoveries between coal veins, which only goes to show
how HONEST, COURAGEOUS scientists are supposed
to operate in pursuit of The Truth ...
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MAN AS OLD AS COAL
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This is the news group that Lin Liangtai has just created:
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SOME OF ED CONRAD'S MIND-BOGGLING
DISCOVERIES BETWEEN ANTHRACITE VEINS
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PROOF OF LIFE AFTER DEATH
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HISTORY OF U.S. INSANE ASYLUMS
Terminology and Names
Over the years, factors such as changes in the mission of the state
hospital, changes in philosophy, and even changes in terminology has
left these facilities with many names. Some state hospitals have had
several names, and it seems like any institution that lasted from the
19th century into the 20th century had at least one name change.
Examples of Names (from earlier to recent)
Lunatic Hospital
Lunatic Asylum
Asylum for the Insane
Insane Asylum
Cuckoo Nest
State Hospital
Mental Health Center
Psychiatric Hospital
Regional Center
Retreat
Developmental Center
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WHAT'S YOUR IQ?
Below 50 plant life
65 "Welcome to MacDonald's. How may I serve you today?"
75 poor
80 mediocre
90 below average
100 average
110 above average
120 very good
130 excellent
140 exceptional
150 gifted
160 genius
180 Ask-Ed.com
200 Rush Limbaugh (he assumes)