Bert wrote,

I detect no (gravitational) waves. I could
have saved those poor *******s over 100 million bucks looking for
these non
existing waves.

Yeah, since LIGO, VIRGO and the proposed space-based LISA are designed
to detect *transversely-polarized* waves, won't it be embarrassin' to
find such signals non-existant... because real GWs are in fact
longitudinally polarized.