Elfritz Non Grata wrote:
On Mon, 08 Dec 2008 23:09:55 -0600, kT wrote:

Mum is 96 years old, if you didn't notice.

We did notice. Senile dementia, obviously.

Your prognosis, however, is far worse. Most likely syphalitic
dementia.

Not a chance. I get tested regularly.

Aliens practice safe anal probing, so you're safe there too.