On Aug 3, 2:34*pm, Uncle Al wrote:
Robert Clark wrote:

Phoenix Mars lander 'tastes' first sample of water ice.

Compost heap of NASA crap.
* *1) We've discovered dirt!

* *8) NASA declares mission "a rousing success."
* *9) Three remaining Martians attack Earth, retaliating for
destruction of their only water reservoir.

As the mothership larger than the planet Earth silently glides through
the night sky....

NASA and the owned media are celebrating the so-called discovery of
"water" on mars. Nerdy NASA employees are seen cheering and raising
their scrawny arms in dorky salutes of their so-called "victory" which
means that the possible discovery of LIFE on other planets might even
be thinkable now! Maybe some day soon a bacterium or some fossilized
Johnson off of a single celled organism will forge the science of
mankind's "civilization" forward to new heights!

Meanwhile the giantic mothership opens a huge hatch and lands the
hundreds of thousands of scout ships that were surveying the primitive
planet that night....

NASA! Feh.