Painius sed,

Anybody who is in direct violation of the
UP is a friend of mine!

The U.P. is certainly valid within the context Heisenberg first laid it
out. Likewise, quantization of light `at low levels` was å valid
interpretation of the photoelectric effect. But "uncertainty" has been
lifted entirely out of the original context to become a catch-all kludge
just as 'flying photons' have become the catch-all to describe
propagation of all forms of EM radiation through the "void". And at a
fixed velocity no less.
Your objection is to the kludged form of "uncertainty"
and rightly so.