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(Gregory L. Hansen) wrote:
Does anyone else get the idea that most of the questions in these sorts of
FAQs have really never been asked at all? I can make FAQs, too.

Q: Greg Hansen, why are you so darn good looking?
A: Proper hygiene and an active imagination in front of the mirror.

Q: Greg Hansen, why are you so much smarter than me?
A: Because I'm a scientist.

Q: Greg Hansen, why are you so loved by all?
A: I'd have to attribute that to my humility.

Q: Greg Hansen, how can I become more like you?
A: Stop picking your nose in public, for starters.

ROTFLMAO.

It's gotta be those sunspots.

/BAH

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