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**Harold Burton**

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Hi There. My name is George W. Bush, and I'm the presnit of the Unity
State O' Merka, and there ain't nuttin you libruls and intellectual
types can do about it, cuz my friends Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid took
impeachment off the table, cuz they's makin a whole lotta money
outtathis here deal too. The presnit can kill anybody I want, and
believe me, I been makin use of that privelige, cuz I bet my troops
killed a million a them crazy ferners already.

I already stacked that supreme court with my people, and my man Dick
Cheney had his lawyer David Addington write me up a law or two that
allows me to do whatever I damn please, and their ain't nobody in
Amurka or congress gonna stop me, so **** you America, I am the
decider now.

And if you try, I'm listenin in on your emails and phone calls, I my
man over at justice, Michael Mukasey, is gonna pay you a visit, so you
better be real scared, cuz we don't need no habeas corpus, and we can
declare you the enemy and lock you up and torture you till kingdom
come, that would be my kingdom you know, and then ship you off
overseas to finish the job. Are you scared yet?

So you're ****ed and you know it, so you better just sit back and
watch football while I spend all your money on cool stuff that all my
buddies make. I got me a whole country in South Amurka already.

Shut the **** up now, ya hear, cuz I'm George W. Bush and I'm bad, and
I got a whole nother year to **** with you stupid citizens.

No problem with that, and listening to the leftards whine about it makes
it even better.