"Uncle Al" wrote in message
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http://w0rli.home.att.net/youare.swf

The best reply I've heard yet for any topic on usenet!

I am giving below mechanism of Action device to generate
unidirectional force.

Hammer. It's been done.

Actually, with just one finger (not necessarily the middle one), I pushed
these keys (patent pending) and beat your hammer.
So, the patent shall be mine! Can you imagine how much money I'll make as
billions of people type on their keyboards each day?


Ha ha ha.
http://b5.sdvc.uwyo.edu/bab5/snds/argcstpd.wav

Uncle Al is very wise.


I am indeed emotionally drained to extent of crashing.

You are indeed stooopid to extent of inanimate object. From the
country that gave us yogic floaters and 10^9 people ****ting in 10^6
toilets. "Monsoon" is Hindi for "big flush."

I think he crashed before coming up with the idea.

raz