"Pat Flannery" wrote in message
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Pat's out of the girl-chasing business for around a decade or two; it was
fun, but having to get up at around 3 am to go into the bathroom to fart
because that's something unromantic that a guy shouldn't do while being in
bed with his girlfriend seemed like a annoyance

Well, get married and have your sex life come to an end, then you can fart
in bed all you want.