Dave Michelson wrote:

Your *girlfriend* suggested it!?

Wow. We have a worthy successor to Beady's wife! Does she have a
sister for OM or Pat?

Pat's out of the girl-chasing business for around a decade or two; it
was fun, but having to get up at around 3 am to go into the bathroom to
fart because that's something unromantic that a guy shouldn't do while
being in bed with his girlfriend seemed like a annoyance, and despite
the fact that that Little Kiki explained to me that she had to go to the
bathroom after every time we screwed (rather than cuddling like women
want guys to do rather than the guy rolling over and going to sleep)
because her gynecologist explained to her that the reason she was
bleeding after "poking" was due to having violent vaginal contractions
during orgasm, and it wasn't something bad, and I looked at her while
she was explaining this while trying not to smile and thinking something
like: "Me and Henry Miller..yes, now you know what "The Tropic Of
Capricorn" was really about, don't you, Anais?"
Or, as another woman I know once said: "You sure got her to like
****in', didn't you?"*
But Little Kiki is long gone, and married to a Jewish cabdriver from
Chicago for over a generation, and I wonder if his Rabbi ever says to
him: "Oi! That goy girl that's your wife sure likes the shtupping,
doesn't she?" :-D

* This was one of the rare exotics of Jamestown, North Dakota... one of
the around the 100 Negroes that ever lived, or even visited, this
blighted place where even the bison are born white:
http://www.buffalomuseum.com/whitecloud.htm
Want a whole line of white buffalo? Simple! Breed the mother with its
offspring.
Buffalo incest may lead to feeble-mindedness in their progeny, but I
mean, they're buffalo...who's going to notice?
It's like its offspring dropped its IQ from 1.0 to 0.5?
If it can breathe, eat, drink, walk, ****, and crap...it meets the high
standards of intelligence that this harsh realm demands of all the
animals and people that live in it. :-)

Pat