rk wrote:


This is the internet; you'll get a digital signature. Just doesn't seem the
same. Unless they'll be travelling and doing real book signings at GPO
facilities around the country.

I say they send the Collies out to deliver the autographed books:
Scratching on door...."Who's there?"
More scratching...
"Who is it?"
Open door, Collie standing there with book in mouth.
"Oh, the book's here! Come in...which one are you?"
Dog sits, holds up front paw.
You go to shake hands...dog punches you in the face with paw.
"Buzz!"
Dog heads toward bathroom toilet, begins to drink heavily.
"Buzz! It _is_ you!"
You swat dog on rear with rolled-up Radio Shack ad flyer.
Mary approaches silently, and bites. :-)

Pat