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**James Kibo Parry** · June 18th 07, 11:25 PM posted to sci.physics,sci.astro,alt.religion.kibology

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I guess I could have made videos and put them on the internet.

Please! We want to see you on YouTube. What background music would
you choose? Something by My Chemical Romance? Leonard Nimoy singing
about wacky hobbits? John "Bowtie" Barstow singing a tribute to the
musical stylings of Dora Lee Hall? The BBC Radiophonic Workshop
soundtrack from "Doctor Who And The Planet Of The Constant Buzzing Noise,
Episode 7"?

I like to torture the bad guys.

Hate to break it to you, but you're not _really_ hurting that guy in
your "Operation" game, and he's not a bad guy either -- he's merely a
two-dimensional version of Moe Howard, one of history's most beloved
entertainers, and the man from whom Bill Gates copied his hairstyle
(he didn't like Steve Jobs's.) So if it gives you the jollies to
jam the little pretend tweezers into his little pretend bread basket
until his nose lights up, that's fine, but it doesn't make you
Jack Bauer.

NOTHING MAKES YOU JACK BAUER. Except maybe an overdose of CalorieMate.

I guess dirty police get killed at prisons. It is probably true
if my tapes go on the internet guilty Old Dominion University police
and Norfolk police will go to prison.

Please tell us more about this very special backstory. Hey, can your
YouTube video please have some classic ripply "here comes a flashback"
moments to explain whatever the hell this is that you've been trying
to make us care about for ten years? All I've ever been able to
figure out is that it somehow involves Old Dominion University
(which may or may not be a brand of discount beer), your car,
your bottom, your car's bottom, and the fact that there are no
female vegetarians.

God is hurting people, killing people and destroying people because of
the bad people. People need to do their part to fight bad people or
they are guilty.

But fighting makes baby Jesus cry, especially if you keep punching him.

If I put on tapes on the internet people are going to need to tell
people about the videos. It is probably true the more people who look
at the videos the faster the bad people will be exposed.

Curses create justice.

God is mad.

Kurt Stocklmeir

I don't get it. How is that supposed to make me want to buy Burma Shave?

-- K.

Before cell phones caused
drivers to crash, there was
Burma Shave. Nobody ever
managed to read the last
line of those ads -- they
always ended with
"/ Burma Shave / You're Already Dead."