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nightbat wrote:

nightbat

Status code Red---code word Darla---affirmed pending predicted
planet warming rising sea levels---ongoing planet vector location
spreading fires---major flooding---Officer Double-A sector serious
volcano warnings---potential Officer Warhol Wormwood advised comet
impact---coffeeboy clueless ranting---remain silent running---secret
coded message confirmed---Sean First Official Contact
imminent---signature authenticated---stay alert!

Why don't you open a company and sell stock in your bike boat company
Officer Bert? Who knows you could make a killing. I have advised to get
that going over the falls idea out of your head. You are too critical to
the mission, Darla likes your net "What If" posts.


Nightbat rubs out a quick one getting all excited about disasters.

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