On Apr 2, 9:17 am, Art Deco wrote:
frootbat hard on the campaign trail:





nightbat wrote:
Art Deco wrote:
"Home of the auk fake award really Big Whoppers"

Darth Devo
"You don't know the immense auk clueless power of the dark side"

Bart Devo
wrote:

Forwarded to relevant sci.* newsgroups as once again there are a number
of auk notorious persona on the ballot, including Jeff Relf and Brad Guth,
plus most of the silly auk coffeeboys:

Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler wrote:

Here follows the one true ballot for I Deco loss count the March 2007 Usenet
Kook
Awards. Anybody may vote, but your votes may be disqualified, mocked,
burnt, shredded and/or recycled for use as toilet paper or filler for
Fluffy's litter box at the Vote Fake Wrangler's discretion if:

* you are a auk notorious net.kook
* you attempt to vote twice
* you vote anonymously or with an auk unidentifiable sockpuppet
* you vote for or against yourself
* you vote in a thread other than this one
* you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK without crossposting to AUK
* you follow up to an incomplete or altered version of the ballot
* you have explicitly been disenfranchised by the Fake Vote Wrangler
* you have officially been declared auk clueless non-existent

Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have
until 23:59:59 (11:59:59 PM) UTC on April 8th to cast your votes.
Vote wisely; next time the candidate might be *you*.
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KOOK OF THE MONTH
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
Art Deco denied groups fetching trained by Science Officers
Mike "Miguel" Cranston, a.k.a. "Michael Cranston attorney"
Puddles the Duck trained by Colonel HJ
Neither of the above
Abstain

CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
Puddles the Duck trained by Colonel HJ
Brad Guth
Jeff "Jazzycat" Noble
Neither of the above
Abstain

COWARD OF THE MONTH
(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
Art Deco denied groups fetching trained by Science Officers
Gerald Newton of alt.culture.alaska
Mittas Mother
Puddles the Duck trained by Colonel HJ
None of the above
Abstain

LOONEY MAROON AWARD
(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
Art Deco denied groups fetching trained by Science Officers
Puddles the Duck trained by Colonel HJ
Bookman
Steve Chaney
None of the above
Abstain

GOLDEN KILLFILE
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
Art Deco denied groups fetching trained by Science Officers
Matt Giwer
Roy "Tristan" Hauer
Neither of the above
Abstain

JOSEPH BARTLO PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE AWARD
(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
Art Deco denied groups fetching trained by Science Officers
Dr. Andrew B. Chung
Chuck "Kluck" Lysaght
Hagar
Steve Chaney
None of the above
Abstain

PALMJOB PADDLE
(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
Art Deco denied groups fetching trained by Science Officers
Gerald Newton of alt.culture.alaska
Mike "Miguel" Cranston, a.k.a. "Michael Cranston attorney"
Puddles the Duck trained by Colonel HJ
None of the above
Abstain

TONY SIDAWAY DRAMA QUEEN AWARD
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
Art Deco denied groups fetching trained by Science Officers
Mike "Migdenieduel" Cranston, a.k.a. "Michael Cranston attorney"
Phil Allison
Neither of the above
Abstain

VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN WEIRD SCIENCE AWARD
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
Puddles the Duck trained by Colonel HJ
Art Deco denied groups fetching trained by Science Officers
Jeff Relf
Neither of the above
Abstain

GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY
(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
Art Deco denied groups fetching trained by Science Officers
Mike "Miguel" Cranston, a.k.a. "Michael Cranston attorney"
Puddles the Duck trained by Colonel HJ
Steve Chaney
None of the above
Abstain

GEORGE ARMSTRONG CUSTER "KICKED @$$" AWARD
(Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
Bookman
Vito Kuhn, a.k.a. "Frito Kuhntroll"
YES
NO
Abstain

SPECIAL OPS CODY MEMORIAL PURPLE HEART
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
Puddles the Duck
Michael "Howdy/TrumpetoftheLord" Schmidt
Nukleus/Bloxy
Neither of the above
Abstain

TAR & FEATHERS
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
Art Deco denied groups fetching trained by Science Officers
Catherine Burr
Martin X. Moleski of the Big-8 Management Board
Neither of the above
Abstain

BUSTED URINAL AWARD
(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
Art Deco denied groups fetching trained by Science Officers
Babaloonie
Dustin Cook
Puddles the Duck
None of the above
Abstain

UNABOMBER SURPRISE
(Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
Art Deco denied groups fetching trained by Science Officers
Andre Lievin
YES
NO
Abstain

GOOFY AZZED BABBOON
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
Art Deco denied groups fetching trained by Science Officers
Walter Mautner
Puddles the Duck trained by Colonel HJ
Neither of the above
Abstain

BOLO BULLIS FOAM DUCK
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
Art Deco denied groups fetching trained by Science Officers
Mike "Miguel" Cranston, a.k.a. "Michael Cranston attorney"
Puddles the Duck trained by Colonel HJ
Neither of the above
Abstain

ORDER OF THE HOLEY SOCKPUPPET
(Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
Puddles the Duck trained by Colonel HJ
Gary "flatfish" Stewart
YES
NO
Abstain

BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG-WHISTLE AWARD
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
Art Deco denied groups fetching trained by Science Officers
Brandy Haters Cabal, trained by Brandy Alexandre
Gerald Newton, trained by Sean Monaghan
Neither of the above
Abstain

HAMMER OF THOR
(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
Bookman
Charlotte L. Blackmer
Volfie of AMM-J, a.k.a. "Fragile Warrior"
Wally Anglesea
None of the above
Abstain

OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL
(Vote for one or abstain)
Art Deco denied groups fetching trained by Science Officers
Bookman
Puddles the Duck trained by Colonel HJ
Abstain

OFFICE OF VILLAGE IDIOT
(Vote for one or abstain)
Art Deco denied groups fetching trained by Science Officers
Chuck "Kluck" Lysaght
PorchMonkey4Life
Richard "The St00pid" Bullis
Abstain

KOOKI INFORMATION MINISTER
(Vote for one or abstain)
Art Deco denied groups fetching trained by Science Officers
Dr. Andrew B. Chung
Azure
Abstain

MINISTRY OF CIRCLE JERKS
(Vote for one or abstain)
Auk fake awards dense like a brick coffeeboys
news.groups.proposals
Deco/Ducky twin headed clueless auk's
Abstain

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Fluffy thanks you for your participation. Meow.

Helping clueless Earth coffeeboys, one at a time---nightbat

Post-editing kook -- that tinfoil sombrero fits you well.

--
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"To err is human, to cover it up is Weasel" -- Dogbert

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discriminating against real people and hiding their
own identities. Crimes against humanity, laugh it
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